Evil Beach

from by Beautiful Woman

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I hate the sun and the sand
The Beach Boys are the worst band
In the summer I stay home
I love to litter styrofoam

I only love the evil beach
The water there tastes like bleach

To evil beach nobody goes
Except for all the emo hoes
There is no sand just broken glass
It's where witches have their black mass


The water is always freezing cold
The boardwalk is at least half mold
The ghosts of crabs creep about
They pinch you just to hear you shout


I met someone at evil beach
When we kissed their tongue was a leech
My hands went right through their hair
When I opened my eyes they weren't there


A ghost at evil beach kissed my soul
Since then I've never felt whole
I look in the waves for my beautiful ghoul
Evil beach ain't some haunted pool


These are my last words before I die
Evil beach is where I will lie
I will swim far into the ocean
After I drink a poison potion


I hope in death I'll meet that ghost
The one who I loved the most
If I don't I shall die again
My mental anguish will never end


from Skeet Music, released July 25, 2017



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